Marriage Wedding Jokes

Buat ketawa2 dan nyidir diri sendiri aja yah, jangan terlalu serius ya oomm, tantee..

  1. Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.
  2. There are two times a man does’nt understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage.
  3. A successful husband is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
  4. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife.
  5. A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he wants. A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item she does not want.
  6. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
  7. Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
  8. Married man live longer than a single man, but married man are lot more willing to die.
  9. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course…at least he’ll shut up after you let him in.
  10. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.
  11. Any married man should forget his mistakes because there is no use in remembering two people the same thing.
  12. When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
  13. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the “y” becomes silent.
  14. What is the difference between a marriage and a war? A marriage is a war in which the enemies can sleep together.
  15. I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?” She said, “Somewhere I have never been!” I told her, “How about the kitchen?”
  16. Bad Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to ever get married. He says “the wedding rings look too much like miniature handcuffs…..”
  17. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
  18. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he does’nt. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.
  19. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
  20. Men wake up as good looking as they went to bed. Women somewhat deteriorate during the night.
  21. Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
  22. Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence – a life sentence.
  23. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, “Am I too late for the garbage?” Following her down the street I yelled, “No, jump in!”
  24. Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven’t been able to find anybody who’ll take what I have to give.
  25. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
  26. My wife told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.
  27. Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
  28. A husband said to his wife, “No, I don’t hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine.”
  29. A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” And the father replied, “I don’t know, son, I’m still paying for it.”
  30. A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
  31. Husband: Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Wife: Because I married the wrong man!
  32. After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” She replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”
  33. A lady inserted an “ad” in the classifieds: “Husband wanted”. Next day she received hundreds of letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
  34. My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way.
  35. Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.
  36. My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him!
  37. Getting married is similar to going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
  38. Marriage is a romantic story, in which hero dies in the first chapter.

lengkapnya di: http://www.matrimonialbank.com/jokes.html

    • jerzz
    • Juli 18th, 2009
  1. Januari 9th, 2010

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